Put down the Keyboard and No One Gets Hurt

“I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.”

**Frank Lloyd Wright”

I’ll Get Right On That

“I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”

***Stephen Wright

Writers, Writers Everywhere, but Not a Word to Say

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”

–Steven Wright