Oooh, sexy

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”

**Rita Rudner

Too True

“I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.”

**Erma Bombeck

The ? Even Freud Couldn’t Answer

“The great question that has never been answered, and which I

have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of

research into the feminine soul, is ‘What does a woman want?'”

–Sigmund Freud

A Lady in Love

“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration

to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” 

–Jane Austen


Gold-Diggers in Ancient Times

“Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and

deceive you; she is after your barn.”