The Burden of Woman

“It is really a hard life. Men will not be nice to you if you are not good-looking, and women will not be nice to you if you are.”

** Agatha Christie

Happy “Leap Year”

In Scotland, it was required that a woman who was thinking of taking advantage of the leap year privilege must let her intentions be known by wearing a scarlet flannel petticoat. The edge of the petticoat must be clearly visible in order to give the wary male a sporting chance to get out of the way. This is obviously a man-made rule.
**Howard V. Harper

Wandering Waifs

“She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city”

**Roman Payne

What about Drizzling days?

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
**Mae West

June’s the One to Watch for

My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
**Rodney Dangerfield

The Hidden Pain

“I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman’s feelings and there may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge of.”

**Jane Austen

The Beauty of a Woman

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
**Audrey Hepburn

Why Yes, I’m At That Age :P

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

**Robert Frost

For Some Women, An Impossible Feat

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
**Lana Turner

Thank You Mom!

“Motherhood is a great honor and privilege, yet it is also synonymous with servanthood. Every day women are called upon to selflessly meet the needs of their families. Whether they are awake at night nursing a baby, spending their time and money on less-than-grateful teenagers, or preparing meals, moms continuously put others before themselves.”

**Charles Stanley