Happy “Leap Year”

In Scotland, it was required that a woman who was thinking of taking advantage of the leap year privilege must let her intentions be known by wearing a scarlet flannel petticoat. The edge of the petticoat must be clearly visible in order to give the wary male a sporting chance to get out of the way. This is obviously a man-made rule.
**Howard V. Harper

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Wandering Waifs

“She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city”

**Roman Payne

What about Drizzling days?

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
**Mae West

June’s the One to Watch for

My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
**Rodney Dangerfield

The Hidden Pain

“I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman’s feelings and there may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge of.”

**Jane Austen

The Beauty of a Woman

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
**Audrey Hepburn

Why Yes, I’m At That Age :P

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

**Robert Frost