You Are Rocking That Size 0 Pearl!

“I don’t want to brag, or make anyone jealous. But I can still fit in the earrings I wore in High School.”

**Anon

My Dream World

“How long does getting thin take?’ Pooh asked anxiously. ‘About a week I should think.'”

— A. A. Milne

Err

“No one can say I’m as fat as a cow. . . I got on the scales this morning and it said ‘Err. . .’  Now, we all know that ‘To Err is human,’ so I’m at least in the human range.”

–Anonymous

“To Err is Human”

–Alexander Pope