“I don’t want to brag, or make anyone jealous. But I can still fit in the earrings I wore in High School.”
**Anon
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My Dream World
“How long does getting thin take?’ Pooh asked anxiously. ‘About a week I should think.'”
— A. A. Milne
Err
“No one can say I’m as fat as a cow. . . I got on the scales this morning and it said ‘Err. . .’ Now, we all know that ‘To Err is human,’ so I’m at least in the human range.”
–Anonymous
“To Err is Human”
–Alexander Pope
