Are You Sure It’s Not Worse

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

**Emma Bombeck

Yet I Still Buy Them

“All my life, I thought air was free. Then I bought a bag of chips.”

**Unknown

Good Luck with Shopping!

“Don’t even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don’t have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.” 

**Rob Delaney

I hate the New Schedule

“I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.”

**Anonymous