Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
**Jose Maria de Queiroz
“To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.” – Aldous Huxley
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. **George Burns
Compromise used to mean that half a loaf was better than no bread. Among modern statesmen it really seems to mean that half a loaf; is better than a whole loaf.
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.