What about Drizzling days?

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
**Mae West

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For My Students Panting After the Test-Cheating, Money-Pinching, Attractive Loser

“Portrait of Ages” by Quadraro”

I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don’t care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss.
**Mindy Kahling

For Some Women, An Impossible Feat

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
**Lana Turner

Do Honor To Your Name

“It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles.” 
** Niccolò Machiavelli

The Last is the Best

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
**Brendan Behan

No To Anything Watermelon Flavored Then?

“I am a man” he told her, “and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.” 

**Cassandra Clare

Oooh, sexy

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”

**Rita Rudner