What about Drizzling days?

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
**Mae West

For My Students Panting After the Test-Cheating, Money-Pinching, Attractive Loser

“Portrait of Ages” by Quadraro”

I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don’t care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss.
**Mindy Kahling

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For Some Women, An Impossible Feat

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
**Lana Turner

Do Honor To Your Name

“It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles.” 
** Niccolò Machiavelli

The Last is the Best

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
**Brendan Behan

No To Anything Watermelon Flavored Then?

“I am a man” he told her, “and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.” 

**Cassandra Clare

Oooh, sexy

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”

**Rita Rudner

Talk About Ironic

“It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and the virtue of godlike men to want little”

**Diogenes

To be a True Father

“Any man can father a child; but not all men can actually be their child’s Father.”

~~Anonymous 

The Wonderous Human

“Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the

huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the

vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars,

yet they pass by themselves without wondering.”

–Saint Augustine