Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
“It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles.”
** Niccolò Machiavelli
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
“I am a man” he told her, “and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.”
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”