I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don’t care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
“It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles.”
** Niccolò Machiavelli
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
“I am a man” he told her, “and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.”
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
“It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and the virtue of godlike men to want little”
“Any man can father a child; but not all men can actually be their child’s Father.”
“Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the
huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the
vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars,
yet they pass by themselves without wondering.”