I’ve got 99 Problems and X+Y=Z shouldn’t be one!

“Dear Math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I’m tired of doing them for you.”

**Unknown Author


I’m in Law, not Math. . .

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny as you are now.” 

**Cassandra Clare

Algebra = Inhuman Terror

“As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.”

–Cokie Roberts.

Personally, Science was always more likely to send me to my knees. 😛