A Jolly Good Time

“She has a sense of humor… and brains… life wouldn’t be dull. One would wake up, and there would be a whole day full of jolly things to do. And then we would come home and go to bed… and that would be jolly too.”

Dorothy L Sayers ~ “Sir Peter Whimsey”

Happy “Leap Year”

In Scotland, it was required that a woman who was thinking of taking advantage of the leap year privilege must let her intentions be known by wearing a scarlet flannel petticoat. The edge of the petticoat must be clearly visible in order to give the wary male a sporting chance to get out of the way. This is obviously a man-made rule.
**Howard V. Harper

For Some Women, An Impossible Feat

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
**Lana Turner

Actually, I make a Mean Burnt Grilled Cheese

There is no one who would have me – I can’t cook.
**Greta Garbo

A Win-Win Solution

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” 

**Socrates

A Happy Wedding

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

**Michel de Montaigne