Darn Good Parallel If I Say So Myself!

” You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.””

**Anon

Practical Laws

“Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years we would be the smartest race of people on Earth.”

**Will Rogers

Another Unfortunate Legal Truth

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
**Jonathan Swift