This is Why “Work From Home” is never a Good Idea

He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. 

**Paddy O’Dea

And Just Think What That Means for Flame-Swallowers. . .

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.
**George Carlin