Practical Laws

“Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years we would be the smartest race of people on Earth.”

**Will Rogers


Another Unfortunate Legal Truth

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
**Jonathan Swift

How Most People View the Law

“‘It is legal because I wish it.”
** Louis XIV

Oh My Gosh, I Wish

“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

**Fred Allen

Every Lawyer’s Feeling on the First Trial

Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There’s like a judge and everything… and jury people.

**Legally Blonde

This Doesn’t Consider the Stupid

“Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws”