People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”
~ Andy Rooney
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
~ WC Fields