Punctuation Cannot Save All Sentences. . . Lol

Character 1: “The old man thinks he’s in love with his daughter.”

Character 2: “Good God! We’re out of our depths here.”

Character 1: “No, no, no!”  . . . . “Hamlet is in love with the old man’s daughter the old man thinks.”

Character 2: “Ah.”

–Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead


Constructive. . . Can be read many ways.

Person 1: “Shouldn’t we be doing something . . . constructive?

Person 2: “what did you have in mind? A short, blunt human pyramid?

–Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead


Opening Doors

“Look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.”

~~Rosencrantz & Guildenstern