As long as it is a good one

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family’

**George Bernard Shaw

The Better Life

“A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”

**George Bernard Shaw

Yes, That One!

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
**George Burns

A Complete Life

“Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.”

**George Bernard Shaw

And Just Think What That Means for Flame-Swallowers. . .

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.
**George Carlin

Empty Words

“She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.”

**George Bernard Shaw


“Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.”

**George Washington Carver