George
The Better Life
“A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”
**George Bernard Shaw
Yes, That One!
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
**George Burns
A Complete Life
“Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.”
**George Bernard Shaw
And Just Think What That Means for Flame-Swallowers. . .
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.
**George Carlin
Empty Words
“She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.”
**George Bernard Shaw
Persevere
“Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.”
**George Washington Carver
Silly Human
“If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience?”
~~George Bernard Shaw
