So Annoying!

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
**Isaac Asimov

Cause Life’s a Mess

“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”

~ Andy Rooney

Perfect For This Season

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

**Jose Maria de Queiroz

Are You Sure It’s Not Worse

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

**Emma Bombeck

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

I was the only foreign teacher initially dressed up for St. Patrick’s Day today! Such a tragedy! I, looking so awesome, of course promptly shamed a couple people into going back and adding some green to their wardrobe.  (ehm, Andre –better a late green than never). . .

Having class today, I asked my students if they knew what holiday it was. They didn’t (another great sorrow of my life), so I brought up pictures of the Parades for them to see and told them about the leprechauns and the green Chicago river.  🙂 

I finished by letting them know that if they didn’t hurry home and add some green themselves, it was perfectly likely they might get some pinching. Their eyes went so wide. 0_0 It was hilarious. Made my day!

So happy St. Patrick’s Day!!

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Yet I Still Buy Them

“All my life, I thought air was free. Then I bought a bag of chips.”

**Unknown

Warning: Bad Mental Image Now Stuck in Brain

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

Nethack

Tragedy!

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

~ WC Fields

Mothers are SCARY!

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
**Rudyard Kipling

Not Asking Much

The demand that I make of my reader is that he should devote his whole Life to reading my works.

**James Joyce