A Very Noble View. . . .

“Most people seem to take pleasure in feeling superior to someone. I’m not like that, which pleases me because it makes me feel superior.” 

*Steven Brust

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Yet I Still Buy Them

“All my life, I thought air was free. Then I bought a bag of chips.”

**Unknown

Warning: Bad Mental Image Now Stuck in Brain

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

Nethack