Seriously, Priorities

“I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”

** Erma Bombeck

Too True

“I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.”

**Erma Bombeck

Spoken Like A True Mother

“Never have more Children than you have car windows.”

–Erma Bombeck