It Does Get Tiring

“Power is the ability not to have to please.”

**Elizabeth Janeway

The Gift for Those Who Have it All

“When people say, ‘She’s got everything,’ I’ve got one answer–I haven’t had tomorrow.”

**Elizabeth Taylor

Ready. . . Set. . . Boom!

“Now, Mama, Papa, and sir,” said Ramses, “please withdraw to the farthest corner and crouch down with your backs turned. It is as I feared; we will never break through by this method. The walls are eight feet thick. Fortunately I brought along a little nitroglycerin–“

“Oh, good Gad,” shrieked Inspector Cuff.”

**Deeds of the Disturber