Practical Laws

“Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years we would be the smartest race of people on Earth.”

**Will Rogers


Best Teachers

“If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.”

**Albert Einstein

Stupidity is Endless

“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has

its limits.”

–Albert Einstein


Relativity. . . Altering Time

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a

second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like

an hour. That’s relativity.”

-Albert Einstein