I Always Rather Admired Them

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
**Joe E Lewis

No To Anything Watermelon Flavored Then?

“I am a man” he told her, “and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.” 

**Cassandra Clare

Yes, That One!

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
**George Burns

Too Much of a Good Thing

“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”

~~ Robert E. Lee