Count Your Blessings

“If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get.”
Frank A. Clark 

Love with Benefits

“It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you’ve fallen in love with.”
**Clark Gable

Greatly Exaggerated Rumors

“He**, if I’d jumped on all the dames I’m supposed to have jumped on, I’d have had no time to go fishing.”

**Clark Gable