From The Cat Whisperer to You

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.” 

**George Carlin

And Just Think What That Means for Flame-Swallowers. . .

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.
**George Carlin