Yes, That One!

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
**George Burns

Older than Dead

“When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.”

**George Burns

Loving Failure

“I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you

love than to be a success at something you hate.”

–George Burns