So Annoying!

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
**Isaac Asimov

And it Really, Really Sucks

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

~ Anonymous

Yes! Or Two Boxes!

“How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?”

**Anon

Throw in a few chains and a couple blocking wardrobes too

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that b**** stays shut.

**ANON

Poor Larry the Laptop ~ He Thought He Had the Power in Our Relationship

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
**Emo Phillips