Tragedy!

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

~ WC Fields

Possibly Permanently . . . Some of those things are not physically possible

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
**Ernest Hemmingway

No To Anything Watermelon Flavored Then?

“I am a man” he told her, “and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.” 

**Cassandra Clare

Yes, That One!

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
**George Burns

Too Much of a Good Thing

“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”

~~ Robert E. Lee