Shadow’s Humor

“Suddenly he grinned, but his grin was as dark as a scowl; his eyes sparkled merrily, laughing at the foot of the gallows.” 

** Robert Jordan

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A Very Noble View. . . .

“Most people seem to take pleasure in feeling superior to someone. I’m not like that, which pleases me because it makes me feel superior.” 

*Steven Brust

Been There

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So Annoying!

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
**Isaac Asimov

Cause Life’s a Mess

“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”

~ Andy Rooney

Perfect For This Season

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

**Jose Maria de Queiroz

Are You Sure It’s Not Worse

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

**Emma Bombeck