People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”
~ Andy Rooney
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
**Jose Maria de Queiroz
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
“All my life, I thought air was free. Then I bought a bag of chips.”
In Scotland, it was required that a woman who was thinking of taking advantage of the leap year privilege must let her intentions be known by wearing a scarlet flannel petticoat. The edge of the petticoat must be clearly visible in order to give the wary male a sporting chance to get out of the way. This is obviously a man-made rule.
**Howard V. Harper