“Most people seem to take pleasure in feeling superior to someone. I’m not like that, which pleases me because it makes me feel superior.”
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”
~ Andy Rooney
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
**Jose Maria de Queiroz
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.