“Although we speak the same language, we are using different tongues.”
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
Gossip needn’t be false to be evil — there’s a lot of truth that shouldn’t be passed around.
~Frank A. Clark
It makes little difference how many university courses or degrees a person may own. If he cannot use words to move an idea from one point to another, his education is incomplete.
“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you. . . I could walk through my garden forever.”
“The Time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.”
Character 1: “The old man thinks he’s in love with his daughter.”
Character 2: “Good God! We’re out of our depths here.”
Character 1: “No, no, no!” . . . . “Hamlet is in love with the old man’s daughter the old man thinks.”
Character 2: “Ah.”
–Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead